I'm Carl. I love cars, country music, and guns.
*pronounces “hors d'oeuvres” as “horse divorce”*
i almost cried when i saw this for the first time
I’m 21 and I am just now seeing a snake drink water for the first time…
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‘Have a nice day’ is a polite gesture however, ‘have a nice 24 hours’ sounds almost threatening
There are few things in life more suspicious than a traffic light that’s been green since it’s been in view